What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:04

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Is anyone up to have a little conversation?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
Live and Let Die